I thought it impossible to come up with a pseudo - I wanted to be Paige Turner but Matt (my husband) said that was really naff. Part way through the book the voice in my head while I was reading it even took on a British accent ala Madonna. Imagine writing a book so rude and sweary that you were too embarrassed to let your parents read it? There will be a major impact on the local roads through increased traffic during the extensive time taken to build the project - With an impact upon the Burbage conservation area. She shiles away the time by watching her sexy boss's bum - the bum that in several fantasies she has already married and had children with.

Two more novels, MissFit and Motherland, soon followed and she also wrote Rubbish Boyfriends under the pseudonym Jessie Jones. I said to Matt, 'Isn't it funny, thinking of your dad reading all the swear words and all the rude bits? This amount includes seller specified domestic postage charges as well as applicable international postage, dispatch, and other fees. The mothers running her school’s equivalent to the PTA act and react just like catty women everywhere.Literate and well written, 37 is a searingly intimate and compulsively readable novel, a very modern diary of a (not quite) mad housewife.

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