All cards are posted with a bright coloured envelope to match the design and both will arrive inside a brown kraft envelope so you can check your card before giving it to a loved one! Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. Founded in 2023, we're two guys from Melbourne who couldn't resist spreading our unapologetic, sarcastic humour all over Australia.

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If our greeting cards don’t have you pissing yourself from laughter, then we haven’t done our job right. All accessories are sourced from responsible factories that share our values and vision for a more sustainable future. First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters.This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation with a bit a sarcasm for your friend, family member, or significant other.