With 250 cards worth of burning questions, you may find answering them less painful than suffering through a spoonful of the hottest sauce in the universe. JIZZ is really easy to use, you can fill the balls with any liquid you like, spin the rollers which tell you where to aim and how many pumps to give.

Open wide, pump it and then - preferably in sensual slowmotion - lick your lips as your friends are laughing their asses off. If you're lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'.To play, simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it! Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. If you want to take a party to the ultimate level of hilariously rude, then look no further than the Jizz Game. Fill the big balls with your favoured drink, spin the dials on each ball to determine the number of pumps and where to aim it!

Finance is provided by PayPal Credit (a trading name of PayPal UK Ltd, Whittaker House, Whittaker Avenue, Richmond-Upon-Thames, Surrey, United Kingdom, TW9 1EH). There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own. Pour in glittery gin for a bougie blowjob, orange squash for a kinky sprinkle, or add flour and egg for the ultimate bu-cakey experience.An exciting, adult twist on the game that took over the nation, JIZZ The Drinking Game can blow its load at any time – so watch out! First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. It's a pink replica of a recognizable body part and it can be filled with any liquid of your choice. This Silicone plus water-based lubricant is the first of its kind, specially blended to accurately imitate the look, feel and aroma of real-life spunk! If you haven’t already guessed by the overly obvious images or by the blatantly unsubtle name, this is a game about trying not to cum first!

uk accepts no liability for inaccuracies or misstatements about products by manufacturers or other third parties. but it was replaced and resolved very quickly :) very happy with the book ends, they look amazing and exactly as described. If youre lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to your left or right and pump Jizz at them. The majestic magenta manhood will randomly erupt so you better hope it’s not a one pump wonder when it’s your go.If you’re lucky you might roll a left or right arrow which means you can point Jizz at the player to the left or right of you! To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Not for the faint (or pacemaker) hearted, The Shocking Truth will definitely amp up your next games night to the next level. To enable personalised advertising (like interest-based ads), we may share your data with our marketing and advertising partners using cookies and other technologies. There’s no set amount of pumps which will see the ‘ climax’, which adds to the hilarity and excitement – will you get away dry, or will you end up with a mouth full of liquid?

Simply spin the dials on each testicle to determine how many pumps you need to perform and where to aim it.The rules are pretty simple, you take it in turn to spin the balls which will determine your fate - for example, six pumps towards the face, or four pumps into the mouth. So round up your fellow 90s babies, roll the dice and prepare to find out how much you really know about this carefree decade. You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener! The Tempest and Tease is the sweet and sexy couples card game that rewards you both as a couple and as individuals.