The Book of Big Excuses

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There's a bunch of racoons in my kitchen and I'm with my family in the room until animal control arrives and saves us. I can't My friend ______(name) lost some hearing today because he/she was exposed to some loud sounds at work so we are My cards are not working and they won't let me leave the gas station until someone comes and pays for me. I'm

I can't come into work today a close friend was diagnosed with a disease and I'm staying with him/her

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