The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes

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The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Psychic Jokes

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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night.” – Steven Wright

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I was sad because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ‘Got any shoes you’re not using?’” – Steven WrightI went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.” – Steven Wright Klein, M. (1975). Love guilt and reparation: And other works (1921–1924). New York, NY: The Free Press. I went to go see a psychic the other day.. I asked her if I'd ever be going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her.

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, ‘What for?’ I said, ‘I’m going to buy some sugar.’” – Steven Wright The Devil tries to blame the Hanged Man for causing the light to blow and creates bad feelings all round. Why did the psychic refuse to board the Titanic? Because it was too large, he wanted to board a medium ship Rauss, K., & Pourtois, G. (2013). What is bottom-up and what is top-down in predictive coding? Fronteirs in Psychology, 4, 276. doi:10.3389/fpsyg.2013.00276. I wrote a song, but I can’t read music, so I don’t know what it is. Every once in a while I’ll be listening to the radio, and I say, ‘I think I might have written that.’” – Steven WrightI’m writing an unauthorized autobiography.” – Steven Wright Other Steven Wright Quotes to Make You Laugh I saw a billboard this morning that said ‘Future Events’. I thought “That’s a sign of things to come”. My girlfriend said, “You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.” “Good idea,” I replied. “We can cover more ground that way.” A cannibal brings a fortune teller home to his wife. He says, "Remember not to overcook this one. I like a medium rare."

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You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?… Euro pean.

Wright is a well-loved comedian, named on Comedy Central’s list of the 100 greatest comics. Here are some funny quotes and even motivational quotes by Wright that will either make you laugh at or feel inspired by life’s ironies…or maybe a little bit of both. 48states at English Wikipedia Steven Wright Quotes and One-Liners When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.” – Steven Wright All the psychics are there. Palm readers, Crystal Ball people, phone psychics. So the speaker says "has anybody here ever seen a ghost?" A bunch of hands went up. She figured if she was going to be around that long, she may as well look her best. She got the works! Face lift, b**... job, nose job and looked amazing!



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