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According to our panel, it’s extremely powerful, with many reporting “very intense orgasms” while using it.Information and statements about products are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.

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Unlike most rabbits, this one has two motors of equal power so you can simultaneously stimulate the clitoris and G-spot. The warmth relaxes your body, while the eight vibration modes and bendy, 360-degree flexible head tantalizes all those hard-to-reach places.

To start with, put it on the lowest setting, and make sure to place lots of water-based lube on the end and/or on your vulva. Its thick head boasts a pronounced ridge that just begs to be pulled along your G-spot, and its smooth shaft is lined with perfectly-placed veins for a light massage on the way in and out of your vagina. Large vibrators, like wands, may be more powerful but not so great for those with grip- or mobility-issues. These days, most sex toys are USB rechargeable, but battery-powered toys do still exist so it's worth checking before you make a purchase. The G5 series of vibrators from Fun Factory are old favourite models updated to their fifth generation (that's the G5 bit in their names) with the addition of much more powerful motors and a focus on power and performance.Mashable is a registered trademark of Ziff Davis and may not be used by third parties without express written permission.